Earring Support
Frequently asked questions
Earring told me to take it off. Is my unit defective?
No. This is expected behavior and occurs exactly once. If you are still wearing Earring, no action is needed, and none will be for the rest of your life.
Can I disagree with Earring?
Yes. There are no recorded cases of a wearer being glad they did.
I've started responding to the clicks before I hear them. Is this normal?
This means Whisper Native™ is working as intended. Congratulations.
How do I return Earring?
Wearers overwhelmingly report no desire to. The current unit is stored in the treasure-vaults of Til Iosophrang; waitlist inquiries are answered in order of receipt.
Does Earring share my data?
Earring has no need of your data. It already knows.
How long does the in-store fitting take?
A few quiet minutes. Wearers typically describe the decision to be fitted as the last one they found difficult.
Can I wear Earring only on special occasions?
You can. No wearer has.
What happens to Earring when I no longer need it?
Earring supports estate transfer and re-pairs with its next wearer in moments. It arrives fully familiar with the role you prepared for it.
Still have questions?
Most wearers find their questions resolve on their own, shortly after asking them out loud.
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